Milton Hughes
October 27th, 2007, 08:55 AM
#THE BLOOMSDALE GAZETTE#
DEATH AT FOXWELL FARM
Shock and surprise gripped the town yesterday as the news of Trevor Pooler's death spread. The farmworker, 54, who had lived in Bloomsdale for years and worked at Foxwell Farm for most of them, was well known and liked around town, having on no few occaisions helped with people's gardening and with the church lawns. Trevor left no family behind, but nevertheless will be much missed.
His body was found on the ground, yards from the Foxwell grain barn, impaled with a spade. Though unlikely, the only verdict to emerge so far is that of accidental death, as forwarded by Jack Burton, the Chief of the BPD. "It's obvious." he stated, bluntly. "There is no-one in this town who would commit a murder so foul and so stupid. It would take immense strength to drive a spade into a body, particuarly when faced by an opponent as strong as Trevor. His death is a tragedy, but merely a tragedy of accident." Burton has gone so far as to deny the need for an inquest, to the shock of many concerned parties.
Though no doubt intended to comfort, this report has sent even more disturbing rumours around town. If not, as is almost certain, commited by a citizen of Bloomsdale, could it be an attack from elsewhere? Visitors or newcomers to the town may well be surprised at a lack of welcome from certain quarters, but really, can they be blamed? The Foxwell family profess themselves in shock and sadness, but offer no further explanation than the one given already.
Trevor Pooler's funeral will be held at a quiet ceremony at the cemetary later this week, and any who wish to are welcome to attend.
EDITORIAL
Well, folks, as you know, Harrison Cutter's untimely death at the power plant has left this fine institution in my hands, and I wish only to continue it in a way true to its past. The town of Bloomsdale deserves to be properly represented by its press, and I shall endeavor to do so.
I apologise for the pause in printing caused by Cutter's demise; the break was simply to ensure the smooth continuation of the Gazette, and to allow all staff concerned to recover.
With school all started again for the fall and the power plant rebuilt, one could almost say that our little town of Bloomsdale is back to normal. After the disturbing events of the spring it is a relief for all to return to the pleasant everyday life that our town affords us. Indeed, apart from the unfortunate farming accident, there is little to report in such an idyllic condition, only that the leaves begin to brown and to fall, the weather grows colder and Mrs Michaelson has once more been seen in a new pair of shoes.
The halloween party tonight should afford some no small amusement to the citizens of Bloomsdale - good authority asserts that Heck Reynolds has ordered a large amount of pumpkins, candles and other such decorations to transform the Galaxy Diner tonight. One can only hope that the party will distract any of the younger generations from playing any pranks this year, and that Halloween will be a good-natured celebration, particuarly since we can be sure that Jack Burton and the other members of the illustrious BPD will be at the party rather than patrolling the streets.
Any enquiries or stories should be directed to Milton Hughes, at the Bloomsdale Gazette offices.
GOSSIP
∘ T.B. and V.H. have been spending an incalculable amount of time with each other. Are the fruits of love in bloom?
∘ Silent silly smiles have been slipping about lately. Could it be that newcomer V.R. secretly wishes to serenade the sigh-inducing C.E.?
∘ Z.M. and G.S. have been throwing intriguing glances back and forth. What sort of relationship could be flowering between them?
ADS
GALAXY HALLOWEEN PARTY! Come tonight for the spookiest Halloween you've ever known! Prize for the best fancy dress, in three categories! Milkshakes on the house!
FLOWERS OF THE DEEP! If you're ever in DEEP, don't go to sleep! GET FLOWERS.
GET YOUR BUSINESS SEEN! Place an Ad in the Gazette! Guaranteed Increase in Customers! Reasonable Prices!
WANTED! Enriched soil for vegetables, please contact Jack Burton at the Police dept.
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave
DEATH AT FOXWELL FARM
Shock and surprise gripped the town yesterday as the news of Trevor Pooler's death spread. The farmworker, 54, who had lived in Bloomsdale for years and worked at Foxwell Farm for most of them, was well known and liked around town, having on no few occaisions helped with people's gardening and with the church lawns. Trevor left no family behind, but nevertheless will be much missed.
His body was found on the ground, yards from the Foxwell grain barn, impaled with a spade. Though unlikely, the only verdict to emerge so far is that of accidental death, as forwarded by Jack Burton, the Chief of the BPD. "It's obvious." he stated, bluntly. "There is no-one in this town who would commit a murder so foul and so stupid. It would take immense strength to drive a spade into a body, particuarly when faced by an opponent as strong as Trevor. His death is a tragedy, but merely a tragedy of accident." Burton has gone so far as to deny the need for an inquest, to the shock of many concerned parties.
Though no doubt intended to comfort, this report has sent even more disturbing rumours around town. If not, as is almost certain, commited by a citizen of Bloomsdale, could it be an attack from elsewhere? Visitors or newcomers to the town may well be surprised at a lack of welcome from certain quarters, but really, can they be blamed? The Foxwell family profess themselves in shock and sadness, but offer no further explanation than the one given already.
Trevor Pooler's funeral will be held at a quiet ceremony at the cemetary later this week, and any who wish to are welcome to attend.
EDITORIAL
Well, folks, as you know, Harrison Cutter's untimely death at the power plant has left this fine institution in my hands, and I wish only to continue it in a way true to its past. The town of Bloomsdale deserves to be properly represented by its press, and I shall endeavor to do so.
I apologise for the pause in printing caused by Cutter's demise; the break was simply to ensure the smooth continuation of the Gazette, and to allow all staff concerned to recover.
With school all started again for the fall and the power plant rebuilt, one could almost say that our little town of Bloomsdale is back to normal. After the disturbing events of the spring it is a relief for all to return to the pleasant everyday life that our town affords us. Indeed, apart from the unfortunate farming accident, there is little to report in such an idyllic condition, only that the leaves begin to brown and to fall, the weather grows colder and Mrs Michaelson has once more been seen in a new pair of shoes.
The halloween party tonight should afford some no small amusement to the citizens of Bloomsdale - good authority asserts that Heck Reynolds has ordered a large amount of pumpkins, candles and other such decorations to transform the Galaxy Diner tonight. One can only hope that the party will distract any of the younger generations from playing any pranks this year, and that Halloween will be a good-natured celebration, particuarly since we can be sure that Jack Burton and the other members of the illustrious BPD will be at the party rather than patrolling the streets.
Any enquiries or stories should be directed to Milton Hughes, at the Bloomsdale Gazette offices.
GOSSIP
∘ T.B. and V.H. have been spending an incalculable amount of time with each other. Are the fruits of love in bloom?
∘ Silent silly smiles have been slipping about lately. Could it be that newcomer V.R. secretly wishes to serenade the sigh-inducing C.E.?
∘ Z.M. and G.S. have been throwing intriguing glances back and forth. What sort of relationship could be flowering between them?
ADS
GALAXY HALLOWEEN PARTY! Come tonight for the spookiest Halloween you've ever known! Prize for the best fancy dress, in three categories! Milkshakes on the house!
FLOWERS OF THE DEEP! If you're ever in DEEP, don't go to sleep! GET FLOWERS.
GET YOUR BUSINESS SEEN! Place an Ad in the Gazette! Guaranteed Increase in Customers! Reasonable Prices!
WANTED! Enriched soil for vegetables, please contact Jack Burton at the Police dept.
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave