Milton Hughes
January 10th, 2008, 08:30 PM
#THE BLOOMSDALE GAZETTE#
HORROR AT MYSTERY QUAKE
Whilst enjoying what promised to be an entertaining evening for the whole of the town, the citizens of Bloomsdale were quite literally shaken out of place, with the whole of Bloomsdale shaking underneath their feet, sending the diner customers flying across the room and into each other’s arms (you know who you are.) The initial reaction was shock, but even now experts can shed no light on the situation.
Views on the events varied, Mr Vandemar-Croup asserted that in all his time in Bloomsdale ‘'There have been a few...disturbances...over the years, but nothing quite like this, no’ and suggested that we talk to the scientists. George Blythe, one of the so-called scientists, looked at me blankly and said that ‘my companions and I are conducting tests. As far as I know, there are no reasons for there to be any quakes here.’
Mysterious as it may be, our ever-comforting Chief of Police asserts that there is no need for dismay. ‘There have been no recurrences, have there? So there’s no need to worry.’ Could Burton perhaps know more than he lets on about the events he is forever smoothing over?
CALL FOR INFORMATION
A girl has gone missing from a nearby town- no name can be given. If anyone has seen a girl of about 15, probably dark haired and pale skinned who is a stranger to the town, please bring information to Jack Burton at the Police Offices.
GOSSIP
∘ The arrival of the sweet young S.F. seems to have jolted the hearts of T.B. and of C. E, to the dismay of other local girls.
∘ But then again, C.E. seems to have been getting to know V.H. a lot better- and not just by talking. What is happening to the young folk of this town?
∘ Though attempts to quash talk of the horrendous ‘accident’ of but a few weeks ago abound, whispers still fill the town, particularly about such suspicious newcomers as the grumpy R.H. and even the seemingly innocuous G.B, C.B and A.S.
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Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
HORROR AT MYSTERY QUAKE
Whilst enjoying what promised to be an entertaining evening for the whole of the town, the citizens of Bloomsdale were quite literally shaken out of place, with the whole of Bloomsdale shaking underneath their feet, sending the diner customers flying across the room and into each other’s arms (you know who you are.) The initial reaction was shock, but even now experts can shed no light on the situation.
Views on the events varied, Mr Vandemar-Croup asserted that in all his time in Bloomsdale ‘'There have been a few...disturbances...over the years, but nothing quite like this, no’ and suggested that we talk to the scientists. George Blythe, one of the so-called scientists, looked at me blankly and said that ‘my companions and I are conducting tests. As far as I know, there are no reasons for there to be any quakes here.’
Mysterious as it may be, our ever-comforting Chief of Police asserts that there is no need for dismay. ‘There have been no recurrences, have there? So there’s no need to worry.’ Could Burton perhaps know more than he lets on about the events he is forever smoothing over?
CALL FOR INFORMATION
A girl has gone missing from a nearby town- no name can be given. If anyone has seen a girl of about 15, probably dark haired and pale skinned who is a stranger to the town, please bring information to Jack Burton at the Police Offices.
GOSSIP
∘ The arrival of the sweet young S.F. seems to have jolted the hearts of T.B. and of C. E, to the dismay of other local girls.
∘ But then again, C.E. seems to have been getting to know V.H. a lot better- and not just by talking. What is happening to the young folk of this town?
∘ Though attempts to quash talk of the horrendous ‘accident’ of but a few weeks ago abound, whispers still fill the town, particularly about such suspicious newcomers as the grumpy R.H. and even the seemingly innocuous G.B, C.B and A.S.
ADS
FLOWERS OF THE DEEP! If you're ever in DEEP, don't go to sleep! GET FLOWERS.
GET YOUR BUSINESS SEEN! Place an Ad in the Gazette! Guaranteed Increase in Customers! Reasonable Prices!
ACCOMODATION NEEDED! Rooms with running water and large windows only, please contact R.Halec at Foxwell Farm.
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom